Aggy the Hen (cover of Cornelis Vreeswijk - Hönan Agda)

                                            Standard tuning

                                            Intro:
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                                            Fingerpicking style (whole song):
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                                            Except for at the end of each verse:
                                            ... we demand a musketeer-------Quick or we are out of here!
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                                            --------D-------------------A7
                                            Let me sing you a little song
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                                            Where a rooster came along
                                            ---------------------------A7
                                            It was sick and old and tired
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                                            Oh, the cock was all expired
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                                            Chickens whined and went on riot
                                            ------------G-----------------A7
                                            They would not be nice and quiet
                                            ------D------------G
                                            We demand a musketeer
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                                            Quick or we are out of here! (they said)

                                            Lick 1:
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                                            "Our rooster ain't got heart
                                            He's broken down and can't restart
                                            We don't want a dusty fart
                                            If he sneezed he'd fall apart
                                            He's supposed to be a dream
                                            We want passion, lust and steam
                                            Let's have a cock with rock n' roll
                                            And some sugar in our bowl"

                                            Lick 2:
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                                            Rusty Rooster'd had enough
                                            Packed an egg with all his stuff
                                            No one cried when he was gone
                                            They went wild 'til break of dawn
                                            Feathers flying, chickens dancing
                                            They were dying for romancing
                                            Joyous like New Year's Day
                                            'Cause a new cock was on its way

                                            When ... By the way, this is a naughty one ...

                                            Lick 3:
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                                            When he finally arrived
                                            It's a wonder he survived
                                            "What a pose! He's so commanding!
                                            What a comb! See, how it's standing!
                                            What a beak! It must be hard!
                                            May we show you our backyard?"
                                            And as he was in his prime
                                            He gave them all a loving time

                                            Lick 4:
                                            --all ...----------------------------------a loving time
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                                            |-0-----4-----------------------------------4--------------0------------|
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                                            But Aggy the hen was hurting
                                            All she got was rooster flirting
                                            All prepared for hanky panky
                                            --------------------------D Dmaj7 D7
                                            All she got was really cranky
                                            Aggy's baffled and confused
                                            She was feeling so unused
                                            He just stared and like a nut
                                            Pulled a feather from her butt

                                            Lick 5:
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                                            Oh, days went but nothing changed
                                            The whole thing was quite deranged
                                            Aggy still was the only dame
                                            Deprived of the loving flame
                                            Anywhere, in any weather
                                            The rooster pulled a feather
                                            Until a day to her despair
                                            Aggy's booty was in the air

                                            Aggy cried and was ashamed
                                            Why was she the one defamed?
                                            She got mad, she'd had enough
                                            She got bad and hard and tough
                                            When they met again she roared
                                            With all the anger she had stored
                                            "Listen cock, I'm here to screw
                                            Stop being a damn cuckoo!"

                                            Lick 6:
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                                            "Now, explain what you have done
                                            Why've you been with everyone
                                            But reject me every day
                                            And why d'you take my tuft away?"
                                            "Well," the rooster said uneasy
                                            "I am sorry if it's breezy
                                            It was mean to be so rude
                                            - But I want you in the nude"

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